sageofspiritairaandfairymeike:

Wasn’t there a split second there that she sorta’ was like “o < o…?” at the guy who was totally impossible to understand?
Anyway wow so like what, a girl who likes to jog might be a lesbian? A girl who doesn’t want to wear lacy ruffles or skirts might be a lesbian? A girl who believes in freedom of choice must love the ladies?
Jesus christ I must be such a lesbian according to most of these rules IF ONLY I DIDN’T LIKE DICKS SO MUCH WHAT A CONUNDRUM
ISN’T SHE LIKE FIFTEEN
It was the impossibly tall muscular one she was interested in. But yes.